Bernard IS not a dentist!!

I believe THAT crazy BERNARD.Alvin Hansom is not a dentist at ALL!! No dentist would have TEETH this bad!! I think this IS going to be an IMPORTANT revelation later on!!

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  1. Totally I agree with this..yesterday I was watchin the 7 disc special features of LOST season 1. In it, it shows a flashback with Claire and the pilot of the plane at the airport talking before the flight about the baby (they were just strangers). Turns out Claire is distraught over giving the baby up and the pilot sees that and tries to comfort her, well he starts to tell some story about HIS mom and some man named BERNARD who was a computer science dude who sold his business for 39 mill dollars. I dont know if this shot ever aired on the show, but it def. supports the theory about Bernard being something other than a dentist!

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  2. I, personally, am blaming Bernard for the bad caps AnaLuLu got when they were tailies on the other end of the island.

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  3. My father is a dentist and trust me his teeth are like shit!!! All my life I've been around dentists and they are the ones that dont pay any atention to their teeth! Same like me, even though I'm a doctor, I rearly pay any serious atention to my health. Same goes for most profesions around. So this theory about the dentist is not legitemite enough.

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  4. Genius. You are a G-E-N-I-U-S!

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  5. Wow! Rose and Bernard must truly be evil. You must be right, he's Alvar Hanso.

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  6. Your theories are junk and so are your detective skills. The watch thing was good; but the rest of your theories of re-donk-u-lous.

    Dude; and i use the term loosely, if you are going to post something, do a little research first. Don't just look at a picture and do as 3 year olds do and come up with your own idiotic stories. Yuck-idiot.

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  7. Am I the only one that believes Walt is an Other or has a very strong connection to them?

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  8. Bernard died in the crash!, the Bernard we see is his clone!, created by the others.

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  9. So Bernard is actually a CGI, one legged, fake dentist, Alvar Hanso?

    *shakes head and walks off*

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  10. Hey stupid, ever stop to think that perhaps even though he's a dentist, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO OPERATE ON YOURSELF!? ESPECIALLY IN DENTISTRY?!

    You're a fucking retard.

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  11. Bad teeth or not Bernard's role on "lost" will never live up to his role as Mr. Gorply (Larry's manager at the paper)in the greatest sitcom of all-time "Perfect Strangers"

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  12. 2 MONTHS YOU FREAKIN' OBSESSED PERSON. 2 MONTHS WITHOUT TOOTHPASTE OR A TOOTHBRUSH. Lets see how you bear up. A revelation about poorly kept teeth on a deserted island.

    YOU'RE 28, GROW UP.

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  13. lol he just got his jaw slammed against the toilet when the plane crashed and it fuked up his grill

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  14. That isn't just 2 months of dental neglect, his teeth are very crooked and in need of some extensive work including braces.

    You're how old? Grow up & don't be so quick to judge others. They're probably twice as smart as you.

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  15. So what you're saying is that since he's a dentist, he would do all his own dental work? Sounds reasonable. If you're an idiot. His own teeth don't reflect on his dental credentials at all.

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  16. I think everyone seems to be forgetting that this is a tv show, and the guy who plays Bernard is an actor.

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  17. Did anybody notice that when Rose was on the plane she said her husband was in the bathroom but when the plane crashed he was found strapped in a seat????

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  18. Yes HE was obviously WALKING around the plane when IT started to shake and HE sat in the FIRST seat available!!

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