ThEmIsFiTiShErE

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Friday, May 16, 2008

MY REviews!! Theres no places left AT home

HEre IS My review of the FINALE!! I cannot BELIEVE season 4 is OVER and we have to WAIT till AUGUST for SEASON 5!!

What A ENDING!!

I will BE going through ALL 4 SEASONS and watching them AGAIN with A hat on and LOOKIGN at it FRame by frame with my Night Vision Googles to SEE if i can find CLUES and more factoids!!

- Baby ERINS head is GETTER bigger each week!!
- WHERE did Jack GET his suit from!! HE did not HAVE that suit ON the ISLAND
- Poor KATE looked VERY lonely after Kidnapping Erin!!
- HAVE the Oceanic 6 ALL been brainwashed!! They seem TO have COMPELTELY forgotten about everything that HAPPEN on the ISLAND!! SUN is so brainwashed THAT she has forgotten ABOUT gin!!
- Those PHONES have very long lasting BATTERIES!!
- WHY did SAywer Kidnap ERIN as well!!HE should HAVE given her BACK to claire!!
- It LOOKS like Jack was SHOT but did NOT know as there WAS a lot oF blood on HIM!!
- HALF way THROUGH the episode BABY erins HEAD shrunk!!
- DID the ISLAND heal the Crackers and make them CRUNCHY after 15 YEARS!!
- MR Pike HAS a big office!!
- MR pike HAS funny EYES!!One is much BIGGER than the other!!
- NICE to see the WHISPERS back before Hurleys party!!
- Glad the NUMBERS were back!!
- HUGO has a rubbish CAR that keeps FIring stuff!!
- Hugo DAD is not GOOD at sayign JOKES
- HUGOs mum is VERY insentive THROWING him a beach PARTY!!What WAS she thinking!!
- Richard Alpen WAS good a capturing kate and Sayeed!!
- I was UNIMPRESSED wioth the ORCHID!! It just GROWS flowers!!
- I cant BELEIVE that Creamy SHOT Ben in the HEAD!!

Friday, May 09, 2008

My REVIews!! Cabinet FEVER!!

Hello!! AFTER my pc WAS stolen I am BACK and REVIEWING lost!! I suspECT the ratings DECLINE in lost was MY fault as I could NOT find all the CLUES for you!!

HEre is MY review with PHOTOS made ELECTRONICALLY and some questions that MUST!!! be asked!!


It LOOKS like Jacob has Hired Jacks dead DAD to be his Secretary!!




WHY has claire BECOME such a bad mom!!She should NOT leave BABY erin alone with A man THAT likes to eat grenades LIKE Niles!!



It LOOKs like MAtthew ABandoned has been DEMOTED to a Hospital Janitor AFTER the failed Mission to Resuce BEN!!




It appears THAT there are 2 DOC Rays!! This ONE is ALIVE!!




I now UNDERSTAND the title of this EPISODE much better!! It seems THAT locke liked to HIDE in Cabinets!!



IT is always NICE to see Leonard SIMMS from the Loony BIN home!!It looks LIKE he has recovered from HIS Connect 4 Defeat AT the HANDS of HURLEY and has fixed his GLASSES!!



THIS was very CONFUSING!!It looks LIKE Creamy was getting READY for a job with his IPOD!! The BOAT is a little small to go running!!



FRank Lapdancer NEEDS to close the Helicopter DOORS before TAKEoff as his BAG of books fell OUT and LANDED on Poor Charlies HOUSE!! That is THE last thing he needs when HE returns from THE looking GLASS station!!



This WAS odd!!I did NOT know THAT Richard Alpen was LOCKEs dad!!Why did LOCKE not recognise his OWN dad on the ISLAND!!



It LOOKS like younge LOCKE encountered THE Smoke MONSTER at School as his school PAINTING shows SMOKEY attacking SOMEONE with BIG ears and no HAIR!!



RICHARD alpen is a BAD bad Bad DAD!!He is trying to GET younge LOCKE to take CRACK or HEROIN or maybe SALT!!That is not good for a BOY his age!!



AND then HE tries to GIVE him a RUSTY knife!! What is GOING on!! WHERE is his MUM!!



Creamy AS i have long SUSPECT is Widmores SON and working for HIM!!



WHY is Harold Godspot ATTACKING all the trees!! MAYBE like MR Echo he IS building a TREBUCHET!!



THIS was a cruel SCENE!!THere was nO need to put BABY locke in a Microwave!!



I still CANNOT believe Richard Alpen is Lockes DAD!!



I will FIND some Eastern EGGS later!!

Thursday, May 08, 2008

I am BACK!!

SOrry FOR not posting BUT our house GOT robbed and they STOLE my computer!!I think IT was ABC or NASA or people FROM the Congo Republic!!

I will REVIEWS the Episode TOMORROW which IS called Cabinet Fever!!

Thank YOU for ALL the nice emails THAT i have got!!

Friday, April 25, 2008

MY Reviews!! Episode 9 - The Sharp things COMING!!

Here IS my REVIEW of The Sharp things COMING!!

DOC Roy LOOKS liked he tried to SAVE regina but DIES as he cant SWIM!!
WHy was BEN wearing a BIG coat in the DESERT!! CRAZY!!
It LOOKS like SAYID knew BEN before THE crash!!
It IS all VERY confusing AS I thought NADIA was ALIVE already!!
I dont UNDERSTAND why SAYID was shooting THE man with NO bullets!!
BEN is getting FORGETFULL!! He does NOT know the DATE!!
CLAIRE was stupid and LEFT the gas on AND her house EXPLODED!!
BEN has a BATcave!!
WHY did ALEX phone Ben with the CODE!!
It lOOKS like the ISLAND is stopping SAWYER from dieing AS he DODGED lots of BULLETS like NEON in the Matrixes!!
WHY did BEN not hide in HIS batcave BEFORE rather THAN hiding behind CHAIRS!!
I felt SORRY for ben WHEN Creamy Knocked Alex unconsious!!
The SMOKE monster is VERY angry!!
Bernard AKA Alvorn Hanso KNOWS morse code!!
Jack is Suffering FROM constipation!!
I enjoyed BEN and mr wideload TALKING
MR Wideload is AN alcolholik!!
BEN must have A lot of AIR miles as HE is always GOING to different countries!!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Season 4 FINALE - CLaire and Erin flashyForwards!!

YES people I am BACK after MY trip to ICEland!! I was disappoint AT the lack of ICE!! I then WENT to greenland BUT it was not VERY green!!It seems that either SOMEONE has misnamed THESE crazy cities OR that GreenLAND has stolen the ICE from ICELAND!!

But ENOUGH of my Travel!! I have SOME major Scopage FOR you ALL!! HEre ARE 2 photos from the SEASON 4 FINALE!! We can SEE claire and her daughter Erin IN a MASSIVE flashforward! She APPEARS to have recaptured erin from the evil KATE!!




ALSO sawyer and JACK and niles all DIE as you CAN see below!!




The above CONTAINS spoilers!!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Juliet IS off the ISLAND and snatches BACK Erin!!

I have BEEN given WORLDwide and internet WIDE exclusive ACCESS to this NEW promotional PHOTO for EPISODr 4.12!!

Juliet GETS off the Island and Snatches Erin back from KATEs evil Grasp!!


Thursday, April 03, 2008

Niles is A Hero!!

HELLO fans!! I have BEEN given exclusive PHOTOS from mY mole at ABC of Episode 12 OF season 4!! IT is a NILES flashback!!It shows the TIME from when he WAS a hero!!



Friday, March 28, 2008

Why DOES this MAN not HELP naomi!!

During the BREAK i have DECIDED to watch EVERY episode of Season 4 again USING a combination OF my INFRA red Googles, MY night VIsion Goggles and my spoon FRAME by Frame!!

I found 1 IMAGE that HAS not been discussed ANYWERE on the Internet or on Paper!!

WHy does THIS man not help Naomi WITH the knife IN her back!! AND why DOES he have a WIRE coming from his CHIN!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Why DOES Michaels Clone Kelvin Johnson WORK for HANSOM!!

HELLO!! I have QUESTIONS that no one DARES to ask!!My Eyes SPOTTED that Kelvin Johnson WORKS for hansom Foundation

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

And the 6TH Member of the OCean 6 IS!!!!

HELLO!! YEs IT is me!I have FOUND the 6th PERSON!!

This IS the guy who was SPYING on SUN having her BABY called George!! HE was ALSO on the island!!


Sunday, March 16, 2008

THe MISFIT dares to ASK!! WHY cant the PEOPLE on the Island SEE the Freytor!!

YES it is I the MISFIt BACK again!!I Purchased SOME new XRAY vision Googles and USED it to watch Gee On FRAME by FRAME!!

I noticed SOMETHING that NO other Losigator HAVE found!!People LIKE docfarts, dorkufo and thefailsection HAVE all Failed Miserably!!

Here WE can see the island IN the background BUT why CANT the people on the ISLAND see it!!Is the BOAT invisible!!

ALSO why IS there an AXE in the BOAT!!DOes someONE have superPOWER!! or is IT something LIKE the fillerdelphia Experiments!!


Friday, March 14, 2008

Why WAS everyone IN this Episode Asleep!!

Using A Fork, A SOCK some jelly and MAYO I decide to PAINT eyes WITH my new INVENTION that enables me TO observe LOST 34.5762% Better THAN anyone eLSE on this PLanet or others!! It made MY eyes STING a bit BUT as you can see THE results are Stupendus!!

I have OBVSERVED that every CHARACTER that appeareed in gee ON WAS asleep!!

THERE is not need to THANK me for this!!

use YOUR electronic mouse OR real MOUSE to MAKE the image Explode IS sizeness!!

My REVIEw of Episode 7 - Gee ON!!

YES people WHO love lost I am still HERE!! Ha ha hA!!I have a REVIEW and later MORE find of expansive Impotence!!

- THE episode TITLES was a LITTLE stange and I have NO idea what is MEANS!!
- The Island HAS cured Jin of is inability to SPEAK english
- SUN got VERY fat!!
- JIN went to the WRONG maternity WARD!!
- WHY did the CAB driver drive oFF with the PANDA bear!!Who will PAY the FARE!!Crazy!!
- Why DID sun go with HURLEY to his dads Grave!!
- Why DID the EVIL hanso go fishing WITH Gin!!
- Why IS there are LARGE tomoato KETCHUP mark on the wall on the Freyter!!
- It was GOOD to see my CLONE theory being proved correct again in THAT the orchid STATION had cloned Mikey!!
- Regina eyes DONT work and SHE has to read her Books UPside DOWN!!
- It WAS good to See Regina Dive in the Water to go and VISIT the LookING Grass station!!
- I could NOT belive the CONTINUTY error of the MAN they used to PLAY Jin when sun was Having her twins!!
- WHo is the PostMAN on the boat who is DELIVERING mail to Desmond and Sayid!!
- It was GOOD to see Frank Lapdancer fly off to the OTHER island!!
- Why was Sayid told ABOUT the rusty Captain!!

I will HAVE more mammoth CLUES later from MY close examination OF the episode looking at it FRAME by frame with my Night vision googles and using a SPATULA!!