The 32 FACES & split PERSONALITIES of Alvor Hanso!!
It is NOW very OBVIOUS to me that Bernard (aka Alvor Hansen) is seriously disturbed!! So much SO that he has he has 32 DISTINCT split personalities!! I have NOW matched each PERSONALITY up and I think you will ALL agree that I am 103.4% correct HERE!! This can be the ONLY explanation for one person using UP every single LAST one of the 32 Human EMOTIONS!!
I don't get it. people have tons of personalities, and your picture shows that....but what is your point?
ReplyDeleteHA! i like the "flirty" one...lol.....
Dude, how can you be 103.4% correct? Last time i checked its 100% or do you have something extra?
ReplyDeleteHaha @ insane & lustful
ReplyDeleteI love this site. I truely beleive that you need to tturn this into a paysite and charge us to look at your master mind at work. I think your site and mind is priceless and well worth $19.95 a month.
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haha brilliant misfit!
ReplyDeleteI want to know who he's flirting with.. perhaps the dead guy next to him?
what are you on mate...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA, constipated....
ReplyDeleteIs that a personality?
Oh my gosh, this is the best thing you have ever done!! My spleen hurts from laughing so much at this. At least I think it's my spleen.
ReplyDeleteI love that he basically has 2 expressions and thats it. What a lame actor.
AWESOME WORK!
-Belle
This is most definitely the funniest shit I have ever seen. Great site, dude. I'm gonna tell everybody I know about it.
ReplyDeleteOnly 5 More Months Of Theese Updates To Go.
ReplyDeleteSkyness? Please translate for the Califorians.
ReplyDeleteOh MY!! That is meant to say SHYNESS!!
ReplyDelete1.how do you know thats alavar
ReplyDelete2. you build up things that you dont know and totaly change the story of lost wich is pathectic its called obscure logis oh ya all the anonymous people that say this site is great are you pretending like you you have freinds. absorb that and make it into obscure logic like im an alien with four toes
Best post EVER. Well done Misfit.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot retarded: http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8693/retard7gp.jpg
ReplyDeleteI think your in love with Berny there. Poor Berny.
I love the misfit
ReplyDeleteIts nice to see people are finally appreciating the misfit, prob because he's making his jokes more obvious
ReplyDeleteYou guys should chill out
103.4% correct? Dude you are AT LEAST 112.6% correct, if not 113.5%.. you seriously don't give yourself enough credit for your work.
ReplyDelete113.5% going once, do i hear 115.5%?
ReplyDeleteA lot of people have emotions - it's very common. I honestly don't believe you did this because the spelling is great (except skyness) and words aren't randomly CAPITALIZED.
ReplyDeleteplease list all '32' emotions here as i'd love to see what YOU think!
ReplyDeleteyou are a COMEDIC genius my FRIEND
ReplyDeleteIts funny because it's so stupid
ReplyDeletewhy do you post everything again?
ReplyDeletewhy do you think bernard is alvar hanso, some times i wish i could brake your jaw
ReplyDeleteI have been reading and enjoying your blog very much!!
ReplyDeleteYou are every bit as logical as the Lost writers! But a lot more absurd and funny :D
Bernard is ever so cute, and I don't know about the whole evil genius thing. Maybe he has a bad twin?
those pictures are supposedly distured by you so then your disturbed
ReplyDeletei just love it...
ReplyDeleteBernie has very little role yet, you can use ur weed time while printing screen..
fantastic work, all of you and your friends...
Well, please don't quit weed...
otherwise, we will be helpless.
it is QUITE oblivious that Algar Hansen DOES NOT have many personalities or EVEN emotions. THERE are at LEAST (ie at MOST) 32 Alfred Hansens ON THE island controlling the 32 STATIONS!
ReplyDeleteThat is what my brilliant defective work Leeds me to belive!
jack's expressions are more awesomely funny.
ReplyDeleteThis could ONLY mean one thing!! I bet he's GOING to act suspicious SOON!!
ReplyDeleteI like cheese
ReplyDeleteI like cornflakes and banana.
ReplyDeleteIs "skyness" a word?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ....first of all it's Alvar Hanso......
ReplyDeleteA-L-V-A-R H-A-N-S-O.....ok?
Please learn how to spell.
the coolest thing is he was BOTH flirty and constipated while stuck in the tree in his airplane seat!
ReplyDeleteInsane and constipated are not emotions, you fucking idiot.
ReplyDeleteYou are a fool.
ReplyDeletedamn you are an ass you totally disrecpect all lost fans writting sh*ts like alver henso etc i mean this is totally a stupid theory
ReplyDeleteyou should make one for yourself, and for #33 you put "drugged"
ReplyDeleteok now i know you are joking about all this as you have spelled ALVAR HANSO at least 6 different ways on this site. Well you're not funny, just pathetic. Get a life, or a girlfriend, or something!
ReplyDeleteWhen did constipated become a personality? LOL!
ReplyDeleteI have tears from laughing so hard. This is the best site ever!
I love you Misfit!
I want a t-shirt with the 32 Bernard faces on it. I'm not the only one! Sam Anderson's face embodies all the emotions we feel when we have to use a public toilet... and then something goes horribly awry... Mr. Gorpley Rules!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Misfit... I love your site but I am new to it and could you please explain the Alvar Hanso and Bernard connection? I have never heard that before visiting your site. Thanks
ReplyDeleteI ran FACE recognition software oN BERNARDS and Alvin Hansoms FACES and they came out at a 104.842% match!!
ReplyDeleteMy word
ReplyDeleteI am away for 12 hours and everyone is suddeny nice to Misfit!
i seriously just pissed myself..i must go change now
ReplyDeleteMISFIT, ok ok we got it, you think bernard is alvar, alvin or whatever
ReplyDeleteNOW, run your damn softwares on Geronimo Jacksons cover (being Sawyer,Claire,Michael,Locke on the island) as i told you!!
http://en.lostpedia.com/wiki/Image:Geronimo.jpg
that would be much more interesting for everybody....
HAHAHA MISSHIT WANTS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ANYONE IS STILL INTERESTED IN THIS SITE BUT IT'S A TOPIC OF 6 MONTHS AGO!!!! HAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteThis downright horrible, instead of wasting my time, bring me something a little more better than this crap.
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to those dismals who diss this. You are a superb doyen of face reading & I'm enjoying seeing Bernard's twitchy poses again. Especially his "constipated" face & then what must be the expression captured right after he experienced relief - "flirty".
ReplyDeleteyou left out the face where he saw your small dick.
ReplyDelete2nd row, 3re picutre is sertainly NOT flirty. ITs "i crapped in my pants".
ReplyDeleteConstipated is NOT an emotion! Funny though...
ReplyDeleteLove the flirty one...
ReplyDeleteKeep 'em old posts coming!!!
Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.
ReplyDeleteYou complete me, Misfit. You...complete...me.
ReplyDeleteWho is AlvOr Hanso?
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