The Glass-Eyed Bally Dancer - MY Review!!

I thought I would START doing a BRIEF review OF this episode WHILE my DVD player is GETTING mended!! HERE is my summary of Summary FINDINGS!!

- The GLASS BALLERINA that was smashed BY clumsy sun WAS not made UNTIL 1999 SO there is now way THAT was sun UNLESS the Glass Ballerina was transported BACK in TIME!!

- SOMEONE has been smuggling KATE some Strawberries!!

- The OTHER have access to cable TV and email!!

- Bennys SURNAME is Lymous!!

- SUN killed the BALD Hotel person Jay-Lee and GAVE Jin a warning by DROPPING him on his CAR!!

- Benny likes TO watch a LOT of tv and is quite Nosy!!

- Benny WAS born in a dharma Test tube!!

- Mr Pike Has A glass EYE!!

- Jack IS very SLEEPY all the time!!

- BENNY Limous wants a sailboat PROBABLY for a vacation with HIS ex-wife Julietta!!

- Sawyer AND kate are HELPING the others digg for THE crashed ALIEN spacecraft!!

- Alex BROTHER is called Karl!!

- Colean GETS shot by Crazy Lie Sun and probably DIES in the boat!!

- Jack DOES not like DHARMA Soup!!

- Pickett will BE mad WHEN he finds his WIFE has been shot inthe TUMMY!!

44 comments:

  1. why 1999 oh i used to agree with you being the greatesat lostigator with real pictures i realy used to love your blog but im sorry to say your findings recently have been idiotic

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  2. 1999 IS the YEAR when those GLASS ballerina WERE first made!!

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  3. "anonymous"... Misfit just owned your ass. He's the ultimate LOSTIGAT0R ever, hands down. Keep em' coming Misfit, you're the man

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  4. i think some of those are good finds. alot of possible theories. i really like the sun killed the bald guy one cause that bitch IS crazy.

    keep up the good work misfit.

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  5. "SOMEONE has been smuggling KATE some Strawberries"

    She had them with Ben in episode 1, there on the table. sigh

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  6. I hope someone hacks your site misfit.

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  7. man, it's like you're digging along with sawyer. nuggets in the dirt. keep going! deeper!

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  8. this site is shit now, this bloke is trying to hard to be real, his"mistakes" are now just really stupid and childish where as before they were funny. give up trying to get attention

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  9. Can you please start writing reviews for every episode (not just you're findings), so we can see you're true opions on the episodes?

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  10. your full of crap
    what show where u watching!!
    thats wasnt even funny it was just bad

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  11. 1. I suppose almost all positive comments on your site are posted by yourself, ''anonymously'', or by children, that have never seen an episode of Lost.
    2. This post is the top of all bullshit, that you ever wrote. Did we saw thze same episode. Or maybe you have been drunk, while watching it? Time travel?Smuggling Strawberries?Carl is Alex´brother?Your brain must be very tired of producing such a crap!Do the world a favour, move to that island...and please...STAY THERE!!!!

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  12. Are most of you guys just plain stupid? Can you not realize that he writes this stuff as a joke? By jumping on this guy like he's trying to be serious just makes you look like idiots. Get a sense of humor, stop taking stuff so serious and enjoy the reading material. Most of his stuff on this site and his other blog are friggen hilarious.

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  13. you are the saddest person on earth.at first you were annoying but now i hate you.get a life.and stop using random cap locks

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  14. MISFIT , why are you uploading phrases like "misfit is gay" but not "i love spongebob" ? do you like it to get called gay?

    I am disappointed of you

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  15. So I was just sitting here reading some stuff, when the door bell rang. It was the postman, and he had a letter for me to sign for. It was from ABC (!), a pretty large and heavy one. I opened it with my wet hands, sweat dripping from all over my face, not knowing was was inside. It was a manuscript, printed in a light reddish color, most likely for copy protection. The working titel was "LoSt - ThE FiNal ChApTeR". There was a small sticker attached to the frontpage, telling "You deserve it, my good old friend. Have a nice read. Yours, J.J.". So I started reading, my eyes began hurting due to the light reddish, and I could not believe my eyes. NOOOOOOO, they just can't kill my favorit character, and NOOOOO, what did the OtHeRs do... This is insane! If they are ever gonna show that episode, it will blow out everbodies mind. It indeed could be a dangerous weapon, to reduce the world's population by at least 30%. But wait, could it be, that this was all planned by Mittelwerk, the former head of the Hanso Foundation, to manipulate one of the core numbers from the Valenzetti Equation, to avert the inevitable?

    Oh wait, wasn't there a warning on that thingy, which I ate some hours ago, telling "Don't eat this Space Cake before writing to any blog, because it may cause dizziness and hallucinations!"?

    But hey, couldn't this be another dirty joke from that British guy hosting that famous blog? OMG, oh no, MiSfIt, what did you do, WHAT DID YOU DO? ...

    [Cliffhanger - To Be Continued]

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  16. DarkUFO site is way better then this go to DARKUFO blog !!!!!

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  17. he doesnt post every thing either!!!
    he's a big lier

    DarkUFO site is better and at least he doest lie

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  18. The Fuselage is the official Lost site by Lost production people & the writers. You can even chat with the actors there.
    http://www.fuselage.com

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  19. my head has just exploded....

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  20. this site is shit now, this bloke is trying to hard to be real, his"mistakes" are now just really stupid and childish where as before they were funny. give up trying to get attention

    well said

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  21. MiSfIt, guess what, I just unintentionally found two major clues watching the "Reckoning" Special:

    1. When Anna Lucia uncovered, that Goodwin is an OtHeR, she said to him, that she saw him running out of the jungle just 10 (!) minutes after the plane crashed. Ben estimated 1 hour to the crashsite, and from the final shot of the OtHeR's village, which also shows the flight paths of the two plane parts to the crashsites far far away, I'd estimate several days, to get there from the OtHeR's village. So even if Goodwin would have taken the CAR, there would have been no way, that he could have made it in time. This is about to confirm the time wrap theories, so either ThEy or the island indeed have the ability to move through time!

    2. Goodwin says, those ppl and children from the tailies, who got snatched in the first night, are just fine. So this rules out the theory, that there are actually two fractions of the OtHeRs, which means, it's just one bunch of ThEm. The question is now, who gave the order for that snatching, because it clearly went against Ben's plan.

    I have no idea, if these points already have been covered by the great Lostigator, but he surely must have stumbled over these facts as well by now.

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  22. Misfit I am LOVING your work although I fear that I AM closer to SOLVING lost than you.
    MY lostigater solution rating is 99.999785% which I think you SHOULD admit is much HIGHER than yours.

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  23. Gee anonymous THANKS for the fuselage url as we DIDNT know it existed!! Can you also show me other headlines like MAN WALKS ON MOON!!!

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  24. oops. correction:

    http://www.thefuselage.com

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  25. WUT IN THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT!!!, UR FUCKED UP MAN, IN THE HEAD, BADLY, I DONT EVEN WANNA START HOW STUPIED U ARE

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  26. "The Fuselage is the official Lost site"

    Looks pretty lame for an official site and can't spell "theories".

    MA/UK

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  27. misfit were and when did you find out 1999

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  28. PISS OFF WANKER TWAT. YOU ARE A BASTARD. A MISTAKE. THIS BLOG MAKES ME CRY WITH SHAME FOR THE HUMAN RACE. WHAT A TWAT. A HELPLESS VERMIN.

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  29. If you DO a search FOR

    "Swarovski Crystal Ballerina"

    You WILL find sites which SELL them!! One of the sites is this oNE!!

    http://www.crystal-fox.com/index.cfm/Swarovski_Crystal_Ballerina_192.htm

    And It WAS made in 1999!!

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  30. CHRIST ON A STICK. YOU MUST BE VERY SAD IN REALITY TO RESORT TO THIS IDIOCY. SCHMUCK.

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  31. misfit, will you ever give us any information that turns out to be true? you know what, you remind me of one of those lame psychics who makes vague guesses and surprises people when they're true. 'pickett will be upset?'!!! well no!!!!!!

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  32. omg are you some kind of an idiot? where the hell do you get that sun killed him and why would sun be giving jin a warningyou are such an idiot where did you see strawberries there isnt any and not once did it say that alex and karl and brother and sister and yes they have got tv but not once do you see if they had email and wtf there are no aliens it isn't a sci fi programme omg i wana fuckin kill u!

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  33. and where did you get that ben was born in a dharma test tube? he said he lived there all his life not once has he said he was born in a test tube so shut up and not once did you see mr pike with a glass eye

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  34. Misfit, do you think the others are looking for other relics from the lost civilisation that used to inhabit the island? The four-toed statue gave us a clue last season - perhaps they are researching the ancient artifacts to find out how to destroy the smoke monster or for clues on how to change the Valenzeti equation!?

    all the best,
    Dave

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  35. Hello DAVE!! I think THEY are digging to find the crashed ALIEN spaceship that the SMOKE monster came from!!

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  36. WTF is this shit? The person who owns this blog must be fucking retarded. You can go die now in a hole you nutter.

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  37. Misfit said: SUN killed the BALD Hotel person Jay-Lee and GAVE Jin a warning by DROPPING him on his CAR!!

    uh-oh Misfit, I fervantly hope that Sun was NOT the perpetrator of the shoving off of Jae over the balcony. Why would she want to kill him? Not only did he teach her English but they almost did the dirty deed together until her churlish old man barged in & broke up their soiree. Don't you think that it could have possibly been Sun's father who whacked him? After meeting with Jin (who wanted to quit his employ) he must have surmised that Jin didn't have big enuff cullions to carry out his orders so it was HE who handed Jae that one-way ticket to Jin's windshield.

    also I must make an observation on that "food" Juliet keeps forcing on Jack. Who in their right mind would eat that vile looking soup she said she made? She can't cook. She burnt muffins & is only capable of sticking toothpicks in a measly cheesy sandwich so now she's bringing him some steaming hot rot? I don't blame Jack one bit for refusing her largesse!

    (Go away Juliet, you're not fooling me one little bit with your pasty, wan little mona lisa smile. You're evil!)

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  38. all the people posting how itune is the only pace to get lost ARE LOST as there are many ways to both download it or watch it straight from a website (ABC using proxy server so all in world can watch, and other sites or at least one (peekvid))

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  39. dont know what kind of drugs you abuse but simply dont stop

    it's a pure pleasure to read your blog when im being stoned :)

    r!

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  40. Ive seen it, the bald guy jumps.Sun has nothing to do with it.

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  41. WOW! This is great, but why did'nt you know that bevore the episode?? Was'nt there an ABCspy on your page. Misfit!! Give us some spoilers!!

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  42. MISFIT connie is her Name and she is pickets daghter

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