STRANGE Men in Strange PLACES - My REVIEW!!

  • Jack is RUBBISH at flying KITES
  • Jack STALKES a lot of WOMEN in lost!!
  • Lie Bling DOES not wear many CLOTHES!!I had to LOOK away a COUPLE of time as I thought HER right breast WAS going to fall OUT!!
  • Jack IS also VIOLENT towards women AND pushes them around!!
  • IT was GOOD to see the KIDS jack and GEMMA again with their mom CINDY!!
  • Alex LIKES throwing STONES at cameras!!
  • Karl is CRYING because they did NOT let him see how the FILM finished!!
  • Kate AND sawyer SLEEP alot
  • Lie Bling is VERY pushy AND she should get her OWN Kite!!
  • Jacks TATOO means "He walks between US but HE is not one of the Others"!!
  • Jack IS a BAD doctor as BENNY got all infected and HE just RUBS leaves on JULIET's cooking burns!!
  • Karl HAS never SEEN the BRADY Bunch (Whatever that IS)!!
  • IT was FUNNY when Jack fell out of BED and landed on Lie Bling!!
  • I did NOT much like the new male character Jezabel the SHERIFF!!It is a BIT of a girls Name!!
  • Jack DRINKS mysterious liquid from A BROWN paper bag!!
  • THE Japenese MEN beat UP Jack good AND proper with THEIR Fists and small FEET!!
  • JULIET is good at cooking BUT has burnt herself On the back!!
  • IT was nice to SEE Alex and KARL reunited at the END sitting by the FIRE looking at Mars!!

20 comments:

  1. Originally quoted by ThEmIsFiTiShErE "HE Japenese MEN beat UP Jack good AND proper with THEIR Fists and small FEET!!?

    the small feet comment is racist, dude.

    and they were in tailand. so, the japanese comment is offensive too.

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  2. your INSANE sir. KEEP up the good WORK.

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  3. Dear Miss Fetishere

    Love your reviews. Keep on lostigatoring.

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  4. Another spot-on adroit review from the great one! Thanks Misfit but don't worry - even if Lie BLING's breast did fall out of her Holzemfrumfloppin' we'd probably need a magnifying glass to see it.
    And although those crazed men did give Jack a good drubbing, luckily their fists & feet were not furious enough & big enough to beat him into oblivion. All he seemed to suffer was a really appalling looking purple lip
    and a mega-copious bloody nose.

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  5. stop calling people racist, you have no RIGHT TO BE OFFENDED BY THE GREAT lostiGATOR

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  6. Lie Bling DOES not wear many CLOTHES!!I had to LOOK away a COUPLE of time as I thought HER right breast WAS going to fall OUT!!'


    Are you gay?

    and i agree with 'japanese guy - who is offended' that is racist

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  7. Not only his he gay as his friend Fred is
    hes not even watching lost as closely as he says he is

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  8. Jack is also crazy cuz he thinks cokes cost $5 each!

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  9. great review..
    Julliet is a rubbish cook - she couldnt even bake scones in the first episode of season 3 without dropping them!

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  10. I thought the small feet comment was hysterical!

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  11. Jack and the asian woman were in Phuket, Thailand. I wondered if you would take a cheap shot on that one but you didn't. I am very proud of you. Of course, should you change your mind and take a cheap shot we will still respect you as we do now.

    Sincerely, Robert Oso, substitute Spanish teacher

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  12. The symbol that Juliet was branded with was very similar to the cross of Scientology, turned upside down. Inverted crosses came about with St. Peter’s crucifixion. He did not feel worthy of being crucified under the same cross as his messiah. It has since come to symbolize ‘unworthiness’ and as a mark of deep respect for your superiors.

    Could the others be Scientologists?

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  13. "I did NOT much like the new male character Jezabel the SHERIFF!!It is a BIT of a girls Name!!"

    LOL! seriously YOU crack me up!!
    Lie BLING = ew *VOmIT*
    Keep UP the great work LOSTigatOR!

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  14. Alex likes throwing stones at cameras?? what the heck?just shut up about Karl he is sad because he lost his one true love!! Now you just need to get over this thing were you use wrong names on purpose ie: Jezabel, Sin, Jun, Lei Bling????ISABELLE is a girl.Kate and Sawyer sleep alot? yeah dont get that.Now stop being such a prude. You know as well as I that Jack did not FALL on her.That is NOT what his tattoo means.Juliet was branded, not burned.And you know what the brady bunch is.Yeah the feet thing is racist they were tougher than JACK!@ And u just shush about alex and Karl. They were NOT reunited that was just something the director did to create an affect. It was two separate shots!Mars??? Your loosing it man!

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  15. Alex likes throwing stones at cameras?? what the heck?just shut up about Karl he is sad because he lost his one true love!! Now you just need to get over this thing were you use wrong names on purpose ie: Jezabel, Sin, Jun, Lei Bling????ISABELLE is a girl.Kate and Sawyer sleep alot? yeah dont get that.Now stop being such a prude. You know as well as I that Jack did not FALL on her.That is NOT what his tattoo means.Juliet was branded, not burned.And you know what the brady bunch is.Yeah the feet thing is racist they were tougher than JACK!@ And u just shush about alex and Karl. They were NOT reunited that was just something the director did to create an affect. It was two separate shots!Mars??? Your loosing it man!

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  16. classic. i love yr site even tho you're not a mackem.

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  17. ok the Misfit clams to live in the UK as I do well how is it that he has done watched strangers in a strange land when it didnt even show here tell tonight??
    post this ok u wanker

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  18. misfit u r a GENIUS!! I always almost die laughing while reading ur posts!! but the BEST is still that some MORONS are not understanding the IRONY like tzhe prick who wrote this

    -> Alex likes throwing stones at cameras?? what the heck?just shut up about Karl he is sad because he lost his one true love!! Now you just need to get over this thing were you use wrong names on purpose ie: Jezabel, Sin, Jun, Lei Bling????ISABELLE is a girl.Kate and Sawyer sleep alot? yeah dont get that.Now stop being such a prude. You know as well as I that Jack did not FALL on her.That is NOT what his tattoo means.Juliet was branded, not burned.And you know what the brady bunch is.Yeah the feet thing is racist they were tougher than JACK!@ And u just shush about alex and Karl. They were NOT reunited that was just something the director did to create an affect. It was two separate shots!Mars??? Your loosing it man! <-

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  19. after watching this episode NONE of this is true u terd!

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