Good news and STRANGE devices of Terror!!

I am THRILLED and puzzled to ANNOUNCE that we have found Frederick!! He was FOUND in a bar drinking some BEER!! He said that WHEN the machine WENT all gaga goo goo THAT it made him thirsty SO He walked to the BAR!! I still THINK that we wnet INVISIBLE!!

I also found A PHOTO to share with THE world OF lost people!!

I have RUN my Face, Bottom, VOICE, Meat and NIGHT recognition SOFTWARE on this machine ATTACHED to Sawyer BUT they all RETURNED a suprising yet UNSETTLING 0.000% match!!

I then START to work on my MACHINE recoginition SOFTWARE but I think it is A little FAULTY as when I ran it on the PHOTO it first CRASHED My computer FROM Bill Gattes and then THE 2nd TIME it told me that the TERROR Machine was Pencil!! Which I do NOT think it IS!!

SO while I am working on MY machine recognition SOFTWARE what DO you think THE machine is!!

43 comments:

  1. *flatly*

    a camera. for filming.

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  2. he gets captured again???!!!

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  3. ...its a camera... pointing up at sawyers face... to film the TV SHOW!!! u terd!!

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  4. It is CLEARLY from what I can notice with my INTELECTUAL SOFTWARE SKILL 2.0a that the terror device is INDEED a TECHNONIZED FERRET!!

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  5. A camera?

    Reading a good blog called DarkUFO?

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  6. It is a camera used to flim sawyer being dragged to his cage in episode one of season 3 after juliet stopped him from a escaping
    no device of terror

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  7. It's an unusual torture device, with the ability to be used for blackmail and capturing very embarrasing acts. It's called a CAMERA. I would suggest using ear plugs to stop your mushy brain from flowing out your ears.

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  8. it is a MACHINE designed to take the SPERM of sawyer to MAKE BABIES!!!! WHILE using a mounted LENS to watch so BEN can get HAPPY happy!

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  9. its a bugging device hidden on sawyer so the others can gain info on the enemys lol

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  10. it is called a STEADY-CAM YOU F 'IN DOUCHE!

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  11. the machine on sawyer is a word tester. FASCINATE they use this to see if sawyer could do up his shirt with 9 buttons........he could only FASCINATE. also clever disguised as a body cam thing

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  12. The big question should be, when did Cuba Gooding Jr end up as an Other?

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  13. It's a camera the director of that episode used to get the shot of sawyer being put in the cage a few episodes back. They attached the camera to Sawyer to get a certain angle of him while filming.

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  14. *flatly*

    a camera. for filming.

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  15. It looks like a weed wacker and they're going with the forced labor thing again. I'll bet they're going to make him do lawn maintenance in Otherville as punishment for escaping.

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  16. It looks like it's attached to his penis. I'll bet you he makes one bad move and that machine will rip Mr. Winky right off. It would be like that thing they supposedly put in his heart, but this time its for real.

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  17. This is a behind the scenes shot that i have already seen on dark ufo's site. You sir, are an idiot.

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  18. This photo is from dark's website..

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  19. Seen this else where and its a camera for a shot they needed

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  20. its definetely a lawnmower

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  21. I think the drunk guy is right. It is clearly attached to his penis. However, it also looks like some kind of medieval torture devise. Or it could be something like a chastity belt. Obviously the others are some kind of medieval time travelers attempting to stop Sawyer from reproducing. Also, it must be very heavy. Look how he's bent over and Tom has to help him walk and get used to it.

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  22. so lame...its a stedicam.

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  23. What? It's a condom. No?

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  24. It's a camera so they can film Sawyers facial expression for that particular scene in the episode - OR - it's a Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner because he is now their housekeeper.

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  25. It's a camera you retareded fuckturds!

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  26. its a camera, this another bloody behind the scenes photo!

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  27. I checked back on all the previous episodes and I don't recall seeing this at all.

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  28. Its a camera that they used to get a head shot of saywer, it was the production team that used it it, not darma. If you watch a certain episode you will seee the fance effect that the camera makes.
    P.S.
    Your all retards

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  29. it is USED to take IMAGES of mating with SAWYER and kate OR to get SAWYERS baby making DNA

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  30. It's a camera attached to Sawyer so that they could get a cool shot of him being dragged into his cage. This is a behind-the-scenes photo that is from an episode in late 2006.

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  31. It is just a steady cam. They are getting the perspective of Sawyer as he is dragged to the cage. It was in the episode at the beginning of the season just before Kate was led to the cage next to Sawyer.

    And it is indeed from Dark's Site... Thief

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  32. your all stupid! ITS A VIDEO CAMERA!! Obviously it was taken when they where filing a scene with the camera looking up at Sawyer!

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  33. It's a camera you fuck heads! This a behind the scenes pic.

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  34. in case you didn't notice, it's a CAMERA

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  35. Thats Because its a camera you fucking morons, this site occasionaly points out a good find but then it does something like this and loses its credibility.

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  36. it's a freaking camera, used for filming the show. you know, so they can get a good "in his face" shot while he is being taken wherever it is they are taking him.
    it's a camera....

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  37. you SHEEP its not a camera its a is a MACHINE designed to take the SPERM of sawyer to MAKE BABIES!!!! WHILE using a mounted LENS to watch so BEN can get HAPPY happy!

    if it IS a camera it IS for PORN the others are MAKING

    all you are BLIND to what is GOING on behind the SCENES!

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  38. It's a steadicam for sure. But why is it attached to his penis?

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  39. ITS A FILMING DEVICE! it was taken off of the sky one website on the behind the scenes page! do u make all of these ridiculous mistakes about lost on purpose?

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