Two OF Them!! - My Review and EASTERN Eggs!!
HELLO again the PEOPLE of LOST!! Please FIND my REVIEW of "Two OF them" WHICH also CONTAINS vital questions AND IMPOTENT Eastern EGGS!!
1) Is Claire GOING Deaf or DOES she have GOUT!!
It LOOKS like Claire is GOING deaf or HAS GOUT!! She DID not hear BABY Erin crying AND then SHE fell OVER later in the EPISODE which is A SIMPTOM of GOUT a Drinking Disease!! Manybe SHE has FOUND CRAZY American DESMONDS Stash of MCCrutchinsons Vodka!!
2) MIKHAIL is ALIVE just like I predicted!!
Many OF you LAUGHED and called me bad names BUT I was RIGHT again!! Mikhail WAS not dead but was IN a new STATION called the News Station!! He was BUSY watching news about A PLANE crash that happened SOmewhere!!
3) WHY did they HAVE to check JULIETS Blood PRessure BEFORE going on the SUB!!
I found IT confusing WHY they had to do THIS!!
4) WHY was JULIET really strapped in!!
Another MAJOR puzzle here!! If JULIET was DRugged and in a SUB why was SHE strapped in!! She could NOT escape as she would GET wet!!
5) Finally THE Mystry of MICHAEL was solved!!
Yes It was FUN to see where MICHAEL has been hiding all this TIME!! He appears TO HAVE been drinking Tea or COFFEE or maybe Root BEER in the SUbmarine!!
6) What DID the others DO to Juliets LEGS!!
It appears that the OTHERS have forced Juliet to CRAWL everywhere!! I found THIS moist Confusing!!
7) The ISLAND has Healed the Submarine!!
I think LOCKE is going to BE mad that he did NOT take more B5 Explosives WITH him when HE tried to BLOW up the Submarine!!It seems THE Island has HEALED the Submarine!!
8) The HURLEY Bird IS laying big EGGS!!
Again I am THE only LOSTIGATOR to Spot this EASTERN EGG of the EGG!! It appears THAT the HURLYS PEt Bird is laying MAMMOUTH Red eggs!! I dont THINK Charlie SHOULD be feeding IT Baby Erin just YET!!
1) Is Claire GOING Deaf or DOES she have GOUT!!
It LOOKS like Claire is GOING deaf or HAS GOUT!! She DID not hear BABY Erin crying AND then SHE fell OVER later in the EPISODE which is A SIMPTOM of GOUT a Drinking Disease!! Manybe SHE has FOUND CRAZY American DESMONDS Stash of MCCrutchinsons Vodka!!
2) MIKHAIL is ALIVE just like I predicted!!
Many OF you LAUGHED and called me bad names BUT I was RIGHT again!! Mikhail WAS not dead but was IN a new STATION called the News Station!! He was BUSY watching news about A PLANE crash that happened SOmewhere!!
3) WHY did they HAVE to check JULIETS Blood PRessure BEFORE going on the SUB!!
I found IT confusing WHY they had to do THIS!!
4) WHY was JULIET really strapped in!!
Another MAJOR puzzle here!! If JULIET was DRugged and in a SUB why was SHE strapped in!! She could NOT escape as she would GET wet!!
5) Finally THE Mystry of MICHAEL was solved!!
Yes It was FUN to see where MICHAEL has been hiding all this TIME!! He appears TO HAVE been drinking Tea or COFFEE or maybe Root BEER in the SUbmarine!!
6) What DID the others DO to Juliets LEGS!!
It appears that the OTHERS have forced Juliet to CRAWL everywhere!! I found THIS moist Confusing!!
7) The ISLAND has Healed the Submarine!!
I think LOCKE is going to BE mad that he did NOT take more B5 Explosives WITH him when HE tried to BLOW up the Submarine!!It seems THE Island has HEALED the Submarine!!
8) The HURLEY Bird IS laying big EGGS!!
Again I am THE only LOSTIGATOR to Spot this EASTERN EGG of the EGG!! It appears THAT the HURLYS PEt Bird is laying MAMMOUTH Red eggs!! I dont THINK Charlie SHOULD be feeding IT Baby Erin just YET!!
three airplane crashes now!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I'm going to read your blogs anymore. Your insights are ridiculous, and you are obviously making fun of the show at this point. I'm sticking with DarkUFO... I've been pretty annoyed with your comments the last couple weeks and decided you're not worth reading anymore.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteyes Misfit that is surely one brobdingnagian sized Eastern Egg that Charlie is holding. If he does happen to eat it himself or feed it to the baby he'd better check with Sawyer first to see if he has any Alka Seltzer in his stash.
ReplyDeleteErin= girl
ReplyDeleteAaron=boy
Why aren't you talking about Juliet's magic disappearing book she was holding it then suddenly it was gone!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDear Misfit,
ReplyDeleteThank you. I was laughing so hard I couldn't type ! Don't ever stop doing what you're doing.
And remember, Juliet is innocent of kidnapping as she had the day off. Perhaps she was picnicking with pre-impaled Goodwin at the Fence of Sonic Death.
you are NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!! these are Juliet's falsh backs... the sub was there when Juliet arrived on it!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is THE fucking stupidest LOST website i've ever read. stop alternating between ALL CAPITALS and lower case
ReplyDeleteITS ONE OF US YOUR WANKER!!!
ReplyDeletewait a minute; is the Black Monster laying the eggs?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Juliet's leg no longer working: it's probably like the reverse of Locke being able to walk on the island.
And kudos to you for discovering Michael.
Awesome review as always
I haven't been to your site in ages - now I know why.
ReplyDeleteYOU are An idiot AND NOT as clever AS you THINK you are.
DumbASS.
Mikail is dead son of a bitch. To my mind you just take pictures on others websites and try to understand what could be going on
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so dumb. This site is a JOKE, stop taking him SERIOUSLY. He's doing it on PURPOSE. Misfit, you're hilarious.
ReplyDeleteGreat work misfit. The island healed the sub...I love it. That and the news station. How perceptive. I don't care what the other commenters think: DarkUFO has nothing on you.
ReplyDeleteStop blogging. Take an English class. Watch a show that you can understand. (Blues Clues, etc)
ReplyDeleteThe MISfit is RIght! Don't use Linus, its bad, only use Micorsoft! That's why Lock blew up the first Flame station, they wernt using micorsoft produce. Now they are micorsoft all the way and the tv station is up and running! The Island thinks of everything!
ReplyDeleteYour blog use to be good and you came up with good theories but now you just come out with jibberish. How dissapointing :/
ReplyDeleteI CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER!
ReplyDelete''Manybe SHE has FOUND CRAZY American DESMONDS Stash of MCCrutchinsons Vodka!!''
ReplyDeleteEh...if you think Desmond is American you're too far gone for help. Do you even watch the show? lmao
Misfit You da man/woman/smoke monster! whatever you are keep up the great work!
ReplyDeleteI peed myself laughing so hard. Not just at Misfit, but at the comments that call him stupid, dumbass, son of a bitch etc. Can't these creeps take a joke? They make me sad.The best thing is that a lot of these are real easter eggs. You'll find them on the serious sites too! Keep it up Misfit.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I used to come on here and find some really interesting details that I might have missed on the show. But lately it's just one big joke.
ReplyDeleteI know that you're not serious, you are mispelling things and getting things mixed up and using your stupid upper and lowercase letters on purpose, but whatever happened to your great catches???? You still had funny posts but they were at least based a little in reality!
Another EXCELLENT find Mr.CrOtCh!
ReplyDeleteLong may you reign as the most SuPrEmE LoStIgAtOr EvEr!
Why no menti0n of the pirate scarf Juliet's sis was wearing? Clearly a pirate. Mikhail too.
ReplyDeleteTheMisFit you have the best spoilers as usual.
ReplyDeleteNow just tell us who Jacob is and you will be the best Lostigator ever.
You should have known by now the OTHERS are pirates. Shame on you.
You are, by far, the stupidest piece of shit i have ever met in my entire life.
ReplyDeleteRon said...You are, by far, the stupidest piece of s*** i have ever met in my entire life.
ReplyDeleteTO RON,
wow YOU actually MET Misfit?
I am SO JEALOUS!!!
listen dude, the people who are coming to this site looking for spoilers or vital information, are the actual idiots. i laugh at everything i see on here almost. the people who don't get the jokes aren't smoking enough weed, or aren't having enough sex / need to masturbate more. enough said. all hail the misfit.
ReplyDeleteOMG I really had the best laughs in a long time. You're a joke.
ReplyDeletewhich episode did u see julite and the sub?
ReplyDeleteThis used to be funny. It just isn't anymore. Sorry dude.
ReplyDelete"MCCrutchinsons Vodka!!"
ReplyDeletelmfao misfit you are a genius. that made me laugh alot :)
Someone mentioned the black smoke monster today, and personally I am appalled that people always remember the BLACK monsters. What about the polar bear, he was white, no one demonizes him. Why does the worst monster in the show have to be black? And what happened to all the brothers on the show? They either got killed or were forced to leave the island. And how come the OTHERS don't have any "BROTHERS"? Only Miss Clue, and she got killed off after only two episodes. I am so angered by the injustice in the show and stereotyping that not even fried chicken or KoolAid will cheer me up.
ReplyDeletei swear to god youre getting dumber every day. its common sense, mikhal was in a flashback as was the submarine. youre losing blog readers fagget
ReplyDeleteYoU aRe ThE fUnNiEsT mAn AlIvE tOdAy!
ReplyDeleteAnd your insights are astonishing. Thank you for sharing them with us!
Keep up the good work!
the sub isnt healed.. -.- .. its a flshback of juliet's. you dont know nothing about LOST do you?
ReplyDeleteYour an insult to black people. Just because you see a black person on Lost, doesn't make it Michael you fuckwit.
ReplyDeleteI shudder to think how some of the minds that are responsible for the comments here are also trying to comprehend a show like Lost. Wow.
ReplyDeleteI now it's been said several times before, but mIsFiT is a satirist!! He's making fun of the obsessive tendencies of Lost fanatics.
right number 1 they are called easter eggs not eastern eggs or whatever and 2 mikhail isnt alive hes dead it was a flashback that juliet had and it was the old station before it was blown up also the plane crash that was on the monitors was OCEANIC 815 you muppet misfit you are so dumb!
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