MY SOFTWARE has worked out who JACOB is!!
As my Millions OF fans already KNOW I am one of the mOST repected LOSTIGATORS on the internet and IN books!! You must also know that I write SOFTWARE on a that IS more sophisticated than GOGGLE and MicronSoft and I have RUN my FACE Discovery AND Recognition software ON Jacob!!
The FACE discovery software DICSOVERED and enhanced the IMAGE to the crystal CLEAR image below and THIS was MATCHED at 87.495% with Jacks alcoholic Brother Christian!!
The FACE discovery software DICSOVERED and enhanced the IMAGE to the crystal CLEAR image below and THIS was MATCHED at 87.495% with Jacks alcoholic Brother Christian!!
Why do you constantly pretend to be stupid.
ReplyDeleteFunny... I ran my software and it was Samuel Jackson. Why else would Cooper think they're in hell? "YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!"
ReplyDeleteYou stole this from DarkUFO, he had it posted several hours before you. Your software worked, my ass.
ReplyDeletei found this image when i paused my tivo but it wasnt this clear..thanx
ReplyDeleteLooks like Randall Flagg form Steven King's The Stand TV movie. Or looks like Locke with a wig on
ReplyDeleteNice fake, but the chin doesn't really fit!
ReplyDeleteMy software turned up Elvis. I knew he was still alive...
ReplyDeletenice photo shop work their
ReplyDeleteIt all makes sense now ! He was trying to ask locke to help him get more boose ! (and of course locke couldnt see him because he's so wasted all the time...)
ReplyDeleteIsn't it his "father" not "brother?"
ReplyDeleteYou made my fuckin' day with this one!
ReplyDeleteChristian is Jack's FATHER not brother. Seriously, you're retarded.
ReplyDeleteMisfit, can you figure out how Harry Potter got to the island?
ReplyDeleteYou may be good at finding things misfit, but you missed the crucial Bill Gates on the island find!
ReplyDeleteRead about it here
http://drbluth.blogspot.com/2007/05/bill-gates-is-on-island.html
Wait…Is that Forest, Forest Gump.
ReplyDeleteBut didn't you post a week or so ago that Jacob was played by actor Ron Perlman? This is not Ron Perlman.
ReplyDeleteNice job retard...
DarkUFO has removed the image, saying it's photoshopped....
ReplyDeleteLol, why do some of you retards take these posts seriously? Who on earth can't tell that this is a spoof site?
ReplyDeleteLove the site btw, V.funny
How can you write recognition software when you can't even spell Google or Microsoft?
ReplyDeleteLOL Nice try but no cigar. It's clear that you (or someone) altered this pix. That is not the cap from the show.
ReplyDeleteOh, after thought. Christian is Jack's father not brother. Duh!
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