MY ReVIews!! Episode 5x05 - This face IS death!!

HELLO internet people OF the electronic AGE!! I am HERE with my reviews of this GREAT episodes!!

I used MY spoon so THIS will be A fantastic REVIEW by the GREATEST lostigator this PLANET and others have ever SEEN and it proves 99.4841% of MY theories back in 1998 ARE now coming TRUE!!

MY computers WAS hacked by NBC or NASA or by someone from Belgium SO i have HAD to use photos from dorkufo and LOst-Mediums!!

It WAS great to SEE so many people UPSET and creying when CHarlotte DIED of a BRAIN explosion!!



It LOOKS like the island has finally CURED christians shepard after HE died and was shoved in a COFFIN that smashed into the ISLAND!! He has been hiding in the Orchard Station!!

I used my RING detection software and this is THE same Ring that Bilbot Bobbins USED in the film about Hobbits and RINGS, I think it was called the LORD of the Hobbits or something LIKE that!!

I was SADDENED yet giggly WHEN Gin gave LOCKE a wedding RING to tell SUN he was divorcing HER!!

I have NO idea where SAWYER was trying PULL the island to!! I don't THINK he is strong enough to pULL it to fall!!

I still THINK that Miran Furlong SHOULD undo her PLASTIC surgury as see LOOKS too different!! It has ALSO affected her EYEsite as she has to USE a TELESCOPICS lense to SHOOT someone who is ONLY 2 foot AWAY!!

It was horrific to THEM find he body of CINDY!! She has GONE moldy as well AS her breast seem to have EXPANDED!!

I was SUPER thrilled and tickeled TO see the SMOKE monster again!! It seems to BE a bit bad tempered and IMMATURE!!

I was NEALRY sick when THE Crazy Norwegian TEAM pulled the ARM of thier friend Montard

I have RUN the symbols through my UNKNOWN Symbols Recognotion Software which I developed during A shower on my eyePhone!! The symbols translate to the FOLLOWING with 99.4858421% accuracy WHICH i think you will AGree is pretty GOOD!!

"Do not COME in here as there are a lot of birds, Swans and Woodpeckers!! There are ALSO some fish and some smoke!!"
It LOOKS like the Demented GeeYong is directing THINGS from AFAR!!
I was Skipping WITH joy to See ROger Linus's ARM again that the Drug crazed VINCENT (aka The SMOKE monster) found in the grass!!
I dont THINK they should BE sunbathing whiltt CRAZY swedish woman Dannieellle Rousoub was RUNNING amok with her TELESCOPIC shooting RIFLE!!

It LOOKS like the WHEEL is made from Cryptonite!! THis proves MY theory about Cryptonite!!

It LOOKS like MRS sqwarkings DHARMA station is have a POWER cut as she has to use LOTS of candles (Marvin CANDLES Ha ha hA!!)
I did NOT enjoy A new aspect to THE LOVE OctaPologon which Sawyer going a little gay ON gin!! I hope they DONT delevlop this!! I much PREFER saywer to be with Jack!!

I thought IT was cruel of the DEMENTED Daniel to Strangle poor Charlotte!! She was ALREADY have brain Explosions and did not need to be strangled!!


40 comments:

  1. what is wrong with you?

    That was not cindy that was one Danielle's team.

    And they are not Norwegian, they were Spanish.

    Pay attention when you post.

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  2. Good God man, Daniel did not strangle her. And what's with the spoon?????

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  3. And they are not Norwegian, they were Spanish.

    ROFL
    GOOD LOSTIGATING

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  4. @Anonymous The were French you morons.

    good ostigating Misfit. This week's episode was very confusing and I have to watch it again and again to recover all factoids told.

    So Charlotte is Marvin Candle's daughter?

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  5. great work im updated on the important faCTS Again.. if it wasnt for you i would be lost.

    i hope we see ben widmore come through that would nice....

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  6. "I much PREFER saywer to be with Jack!!"
    Hilarious!

    What is your kryptonite theory, Misfit? Is it that Ben is actually Superman? (He's the only one I know that wears glasses sometimes)

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  7. they are not spanish. they are french. whatdaheck?

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  8. and yes you have gone full retard. everyone knows you have to have a special skill, and i am not impressed with your nutty ramblings

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  9. Do you even watch Lost? This has got to be the worst and most inaccurate review of Lost I have ever read!

    You make the most basic mistakes and some of your theories and assumptions are quite simply wrong or stupid.

    P.S Your spelling is pretty awful and your writing style is very annoying

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  10. Where did you get the translation for the symbols, I can't believe they are accurate

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  11. Hello, I'm not expert.

    But, I believe CHarlotte died from a 'BRIAN' explosion.

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  12. Sterling work as always misfit, one day you will surely be awarded an O.B.E or even knighted for your services to lostigation.

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  13. Holy Smoke Monster! Misfit, you are GREAT! I can't believe folks do not understand your terrific sense of humor!

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  14. Mrs. Squawkings is nothing but a common thief! She stole Marvin's Candles when she was that young macho Ellie chick at Richard's camp & now in her old age, is still obsessed with lighting them. Doesn't she have anything better to do with her time?!

    She probably stole Richard's black eyeliner pencil too.

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  15. some of the cymbals on the building represent fish biscuits proofing that it's the location of the CAGES but at a different TIME

    this means that for all of season 5 they have been on the other island and dident realise LOL!

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  16. I wait impatiently on Thursdays for your brilliant reviews! Keep them coming ... excellent lostigating!!

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  17. Did you use a tea spoon or a table spoon? It makes a difference!

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  18. I think FRANCO works for ABC. Good lostigating as always misfit. jolly good show.

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  19. I thought that I've seen that hand before! Thanks Misfit, Great explanations!

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  20. Misfit THAT was some GREAT lostigating

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  21. Great to see that arm again, it should be nominated for an Emmy.

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  22. I think Jin pulled that guys arm off because he is collecting watches on the island

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  23. your RIGHT! remember when Gin tryed to cut of Michaels arm just to steal his watch?

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  24. Franco is obviously a Drahma spy sent here to undermine Misfit's fabulous lostigating. And Pete was sent bysCharlie Widmore'sspeople to sow doubt in your readers minds. Keep up the good work Misfit, don't let these foolssintimidate you.

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  25. You've improved alot more Misfit than the last 2 seasons logislating, Im enjoying reading your posts again, keep up the good work my friend !!

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  26. Great LOSTigation! The connection between MRS sqwarkings and Marvn CANDLES seems so obvious now. You are brilliant. Keep up the good work.

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