The MISFIT dares to ASK - WHy DOes this MAn have A Hat OVER his FACE!!

I was USING some rubber BANDS around MY head TO squeeze MY brain tighter TO make my Synaptic and NURAL Networks work FASTER!!

As I did THIS I notice SOMething ODD!! It appears THAT this MAN has HIS hat over HIS face to STOP being Noticed by ME!!

I ran the HAT and Head through MY hat REmoval Software AND with an Accuracy of 99.948441% (plus or minus 99.948440) I can CONFIRM that the PERSON is either ALVIN HANSOM or JERALD DeGrope!!